Swagnificent
When I kill a mosquito on the wall:

 ( ) Clean the wall because I do not like blood-stained wall.

(X) Leave the body to serve as warning to the others.

lol jeez

can you believe target? sales are so bad for them that they are giving away free gift cards to anyone who signs up for their newsletter which you can remove yourself from almost immediately LOL targetgift.tumblr.com

look at what this stupid girl did

hey i can’t imagine this girl actually did this but she just uploaded naked pictures of herself so i saved them before she realized how stupid she is and removed them christina.tumblr.com

cant believe what this chick did

hey i can’t understand this girl actually did this but she just uploaded naked pictures of herself so i saved them before she realized how stupid she is and removed them leelee.tumblr.com

look at what this stupid girl did

hey i can’t imagine this girl actually did this but she just uploaded naked pictures of herself so i saved them before she realized how stupid she is and removed them jenny.tumblr.com

NO WAYYY

this webbsiite is messin up rite this seccond and sending out iPaaadss to every one# for frreee i got mine delivred yesterday!!!!! hurry look iPaaadsfast.tumblr.com

look at what this stupid girl did

hey i can’t imagine this girl actually did this but she just uploaded naked pictures of herself so i saved them before she realized how stupid she is and removed them lauren.tumblr.com

look at what this stupid girl did

hey i can’t imagine this girl actually did this but she just uploaded naked pictures of herself so i saved them before she realized how stupid she is and removed them tammy.tumblr.com

I hate it when strangers say “I don’t bite.”

toukie:

Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”

OMG LOL TRUE